I've narrowed it down to:
- You've died
- You got arrested
- You've got a pile of college-y stuff the size of Mt. Everest
- Idk that's all I got
- Maybe you're in a coma
- Or dead
- Please don't be dead
- I'll just say you're doing college-y stuff
- For more than half a year
- And guess what I miss you
- So screw school and come back
- Please